Will Mountain Man go camping this weekend or will he stay home to avoid the drunken amateurs in the woods?

Memorial Day, July 4th, and Labor day weekends tend to fill campgrounds, forests, and parks with people who think camping is about being loud and drunk. Generally they tend to blow themselves up with their LP grills, pitch their tents in poison oak, play their music too loud, and get into hazardous situations that require skilled outdoors people to get them out of.